Chikntetrazzini At Your Service

ladymalchav:

dorkery:

dendropsyche:

Like, I knew shepherding was a boring job

but these guys really had nothing better to do

Oh my god

this is the BEST THING

I HAVE SEEN

ALL MONTH

wow

literally sitting here with my mouth hanging open the entire time

watch this, you won’t be sorry

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!

Wut

Wut

This photo says it all. During Navy Seal Jon Tumilson’s funeral yesterday, his trusted canine friend Hawkeye guarded him one last time.

Jesus Christ. I love dogs. R.I.P.

“What is…Pussy Furry?”

“No, I’m sorry, the correct answer was, ‘What are ‘things that will haunt you the rest of your life.’ “

I…I…I…AYE YI YI

I…I…I…AYE YI YI

Did they create this show FOR me?

The CW reality project pairs haters with celebrities — EXCLUSIVE

by James Hibberd

If there’s one celebrity you just cannot stand,* The CW might give you the chance to confront them — and the star a chance to win you over.

That’s the idea behind a new reality show in development at the network called H8R.

The CW has no comment on this early-stage project, but sources say H8R is casting for everyday people who really-really-really dislike a particular celebrity, and trying to pair them with the famous person of their dreams nightmares (now if only The CW could figure out how to get rid of comment board trolls too … just imagine, no trolls, no haters, why, the Internet would be all puppies and rainbows). Lisa Gregorisch-Dempsey (Extra) is producing the project.

So let’s tee this up: If you were on this show, which celebrity do you totally despise … but would be willing to meet? 

I wonder if they’re looking for someone to incite ‘roid rage in a 6’5 220lb gorilla? And, HELLO, he already works at CW so it’s CLEARLY MEANT TO BE. By the end of my episode, he’d be winning Oscars with a suitable haircut and tolerable sideburns.

ETA: Wait, no, scratch that. I’m a lawyer, not a miracle worker.

Zomg so cute

Zomg so cute

SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. How did this happen?!

SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. How did this happen?!